Nine Of The Most Magnificent Movie & TV Moustaches That Ever Were

Written by Mark Halyday

Whether you call it a lip rug, a misplaced eyebrow, a soup strainer, dental drapes, whiskers or just a plain old mo everyone can appreciate a good bit of facial here. With Movember quickly coming to a close, we look back at some of the most iconic moustaches of all time.

HERCULE POIROT – MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS

Let’s start with the man himself and that piece of moustache art Kenneth Branagh calls Poirot’s ‘superpower’.

RON BURGANDY – ANCHORMAN

The suavest stashe of the early ‘00s was kind of a big deal.

RON SWANSON – PARKS AND RECREATION

Seeing Nick Offerman without his signature stashe is like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs. It could happen, but it shouldn’t.

LANDO CARLISSIAN – STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

A traitorous tashe is ever there was one!

JULES WINNFIELD – PULP FICTION

A set of handlebars for that rollercoaster of a perm.

CAPTAIN HOOK – HOOK

Before he was Lucius Malfoy, Jason Isaacs was Peter Pan’s archnemesis, complete with the twirliest tasche that ever was.

JONAH JAMESON – SPIDER-MAN

So iconic, J.K. Simmons hasn’t be recast in two reboots.

GANDALF – LORD OF THE RINGS/THE HOBBIT

It’s hard to tell where the stash ends and the beard begins, so we’ll give points for both.

MARIO & LUIGI

A pair of animated Italian plumbers repping the hairy caterpillars for over three decades.

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